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這就是我退休後,還是忙碌不已的原因!
 
To 各位LKKs,
最近我被診斷有A.A.A.D.D.(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)
有一天我決定要澆花,在車道打開水管後,我發現車子該洗了
當要走向車庫時,發現走廊矮桌上的信件(是我稍早由信箱拿出來的),我想應該在洗車前把信件處理一下.
所以把車鑰匙放桌上,將垃圾廣告信放到桌下的垃圾桶,此時卻發現垃圾桶滿了,所以決定把帳單先放回桌上,
先去倒垃圾,我突然想到既要出去倒垃圾,就可以順便把寫好的支票丟到信箱(美國的門口信箱有些可以放信讓郵差取走)
所以就打算寫支票,但看到只剩一張空白支票,而其他支票簿在書房,只好進書房去拿.
此時在書桌上見到我喝剩的可樂罐,我是要找支票簿沒錯,但必須把可樂罐拿開,才不會弄翻它.
因可樂已不涼了,我想應該放回冰箱,但我走到廚房時,看到廚房櫃檯上一大瓶待加水的花.
我把可樂放下,卻發現了我找一個早上都找不到的老花眼鏡,但我想還是把它放在桌上,先為花加水再說.
當我把個容器裝滿水後,卻發現不知誰把電視遙控器放在廚房檯上,我知道這樣一來,
晚上在書房看電視時一定會找不到遙控器,所以必須先把遙控器放回書房,但還是要先處理完花再說.
我加了水卻大部分都濺到地板了,只好把遙控器放回檯子上,拿些抹布來擦,
然後我走到走廊上努力回想我到底還要幹什麼,而到這一天最後結束的時候,
車子還是沒洗,
支票沒寄出,
廚房櫃檯有一罐溫可樂,
瓶花的水沒加夠,
支票簿上仍然只有一張支票,
我找不到遙控器,
找不到眼鏡,
我也不知道把車鑰匙放哪去了,
我很困惑為什麼一事無成,但我卻忙得要命,而且累斃了.
我知道這問題蠻嚴重的,必須找人幫忙,不過還是先看看email!
但請幫忙把我此信轉給你認識的所有人,因我也忘了曾寄給誰?
 
不要笑~~~~~因為有一天也會輪到你!


AAADD—(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A..D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
 
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
 
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
 
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
 
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
 
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left..
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,!
So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
 
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
 
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
 
I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
 
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
 
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor..
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
 
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
 
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
 
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
 
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
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今天下午一點半去開系務會議,遇到同事要我去向主任懺悔,因為會議早上十點已經開過了
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Ha,Ha,mihu 也有AAADD
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