媳婦與女兒的差別

媳婦與女兒的差別

 

1.媳婦不想煮飯是懶惰，女兒偶而才煮個一餐就是貼心。

2.媳婦買的東西很難吃，女兒買的全部都"喔伊細"。

3.媳婦出門旅遊是浪費錢，女兒出門旅遊是放輕鬆。

4.媳婦沒事不要常回娘家，女兒沒事也要常回來娘家才行。

5.媳婦說經濟差回的話是:[活該妳不知節約！]，

    女兒說經濟差回的話是：「女婿的能力太差。」

 

6.媳婦上班回來家事要包辦，女兒上班回來等吃補品。

7.媳婦回嘴是大逆不道，女兒回嘴是正義秉然。

8.媳婦不會的做的事要學著做!，女兒不會做的事就不用做。

9.媳婦去玩沒帶老的是不孝，女兒去玩只帶紀念品回來就好乖。

10.媳婦買的東西怎麼用都不順手.女兒買的東西怎麼用都好用!!

 

11.媳婦賺的錢是夫家所共有，要幫忙擔家計.女兒賺的錢都該是個人私人所得..夫家不得過問。當然囉:兒子的薪水不該交給媳婦處理，女婿的薪水最好是全部都交給女兒任意使用。

12.媳婦的孩子不乖是媽媽沒教好，女兒的孩子不乖是是孫子調皮惹媽媽生氣。

13.媳婦的老公"惜某"是某奴，女兒的老公"惜某"是大丈夫。

14.媳婦出嫁最好跟娘家撇乾淨一點，女兒出嫁切不可忘了生身父母。

如果妳碰到好的婆婆&媳婦，要懂得珍惜喔

這是人的自私媳婦跟女兒.就是這麼不同.

其實~並不是每個婆婆&媽媽，媳婦&女兒都這樣!!

如果你碰到一位好婆婆&好媳婦~記得要珍惜喔!

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"媽媽&婆婆的差別":

1.頂媽媽的嘴，媽媽一下子就忘了；頂婆婆的嘴，一輩子牢記在心。

2.媽媽切水果給妳吃，順其自然.；妳切水果給婆婆吃，理所當然 。

3.肚子餓了，媽媽煮三餐給妳吃，很自然；婆婆煮三餐給妳吃，很不孝。

4.吃飯時間，忘了叫媽媽吃飯，沒事；忘了叫婆婆吃飯，沒禮貌 。

5.媽媽在忙，妳沒幫忙，沒怎樣；婆婆在忙，妳沒幫忙皮在癢。

6.在媽家，出門辦事.，不必趕回家，只等吃飯；在婆家，出門辦事，趕回家...煮飯。

7.媽媽訓話，左耳進右耳出；婆婆訓話，心理不以為然也要回答…是..是..

8.出外旅遊沒帶媽媽，沒人說妳不孝；但沒帶婆婆，可有人說妳不孝了。

9.可以在媽媽面前說妳先生的不是，但千萬別在妳婆婆面前抱怨妳先生的不對。

10.在媽媽面前，偷懶心安理得；在婆婆面前，這個"懶'字說不得，更別說付諸行動。

11.在家，有好吃好喝的，媽媽捨不得吃，留給妳；但在婆家，拍寫（台語），是妳要留給別人(順序是：公婆，老公，孩子，有剩才輪到妳)

12.妳的悲，妳的喜，媽媽很在乎，但婆婆…這個就很難評估..。

13.在媽媽面前跺腳，是撒嬌；在婆婆面前跺腳，是大逆不道。 

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以下是位不署名的網友看了上面2篇文章後有感而發寫的:

"婆婆對待女兒和媳婦的差別"：

1、女兒婚後住娘家，天經地義。媳婦婚後住娘家，天翻地覆。

2、女兒婚後生不生？她高興就好。媳婦婚後一定要生，且要生男生。

3、女兒躲在房間，喔~她在忙。媳婦躲在房間，切~沒家教。

4、女兒ㄚ！女人不要進廚房。兒子ㄚ！要娶個會進廚房的女人。

5、女兒出嫁(附近)一定要有禮車迎娶。娶媳婦(附近)用走的過來就好。   

6、女婿ㄚ！不能讓我女兒騎車喔！    媳婦ㄚ！妳要自己騎車啦！

7、女兒ㄚ！女人要對自己好，想買什麼就去買。媳婦ㄚ！不要亂花錢。

8、女兒工作辛苦，老娘要幫她煮飯洗衣。媳婦工作輕鬆，家事給她全包了。

9、過年過節女兒可以不回夫家拜拜。但要求媳婦一定要回來拜拜。

10、女兒住院心疼憂心，每天「雞湯」伺候。媳婦住院連根「雞毛」都沒。

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哀哀哀!!!!

難道....

打從娘胎出來的就是要那麼明顯的對待嗎?

別忘了....女兒以後也是別人的媳婦

善待別人的女兒吧!!!人家也是人生父母養滴....

所有媳婦們.....你們有啥感觸呢@@?

來這邊出氣!!罵幾句心情會好點ㄋㄟ

媽咪們是最偉大滴唷!!!!

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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）

Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？

Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我 ，你會嫁給我嗎？

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感

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Just Checking In



If this blesses you, pass it on.

Many people will walk in

and out of your life, but only true friends

will leave footprints in your heart.

May God hold you in the palm of His hand

and may angels watch over you always.

So this is me… checking in today.

A minister was passing through his church, in the middle of the day. He decided to pause by the altar and see who had come to pray. 

Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle. 

The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn't shaved in a while.  His shirt was kind a shabby and his coat was worn and frayed. The man knelt, he bowed his head, then rose and walked away. 

In the days that followed, each noon time came this chap. Each time, he knelt just for a moment, a lunch pail in his lap. 

Well, the minister's suspicions grew, with robbery a main fear.  He decided to stop the man and ask him, 'What are you doing here?' 

The old man said, he worked down the road, lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, for finding strength and power. 'I stay only moments, see, cause the factory's so far away.  As I kneel here talking to God, this is kinda what I say: I just came again to tell you, God, how happy I’ve been. Since we found each other’s friendship and you took away my sin.  Don't know much of how to pray, but I think about you every day. So, God, this is Jim, checking in today.' 

The minister, feeling foolish, told Jim that was fine.  He told the man that he was welcome to come and pray just anytime.

 Jim smiled, said 'Time to go. Thanks.'  He hurried to the door. 

The minister knelt at the altar; he'd never done it before. His cold heart melted, warmed with love, and met with God there. And as the tears flowed, in his heart, he repeated old Jim's prayer, 'I just came again to tell you, God, how happy I’ve been, since we found each other’s friendship and you took away my sin.  I don't know much of how to pray, but I think about you every day. So, God, this is me checking in today.' 

Past noon one day, the minister noticed that old Jim hadn't come.  As more days passed without Jim, he began to worry some. 

At the factory, he asked about him, learning he was ill. 

 The hospital staff was worried, but he'd given them a thrill.  The week that Jim was with them, brought changes in the ward.  His smiles, a joy contagious.  Changed people, were his reward.  The head nurse couldn't understand why Jim was so glad, when no flowers, calls or cards came, not a visitor he had. 

The minister stayed by his bed, he voiced the nurse's concern.  No friends came to show they cared. He had nowhere to turn. 

Looking surprised, old Jim spoke up with a winsome smile, said, 'The nurse is wrong, she couldn't know that he's in here all the while.' 

'Everyday at noon He's here, a dear friend of mine you see.  He sits right down, takes my hand, leans over and says to me: I just came again to tell you, Jim, how happy I have been, since we found this friendship and I took away your sins.  I always love to hear you pray.  Each day I think about you.  So Jim, this is God, checking in today.' 

 

If this blesses you, pass it on.

Many people will walk in

and out of your life, but only true friends

will leave footprints in your heart.

May God hold you in the palm of His hand

and may angels watch over you always.

 So this is me… checking in today.

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